I’m aware of all this information at this point in time
I think she just wanted me to shut up.
Maybe I’d just be a bad mom or something because I’d just be like “Hey walk it off kiddo you’ll be cool”
although i tend to shout shut up to my cat when he won’t stop meowing for no reason and then i pick him up and tell him in the baby voice "you’re gonna get shaken baby syndromeeee yesyouareee"
Shutting up children seems like a complicated process.
Why is alka seltzers jingle ‘oh what a relief it is’ though
The last time I drank that I was five and I had slipped and like slapped all the breath out of my lungs against the concrete and mom just poured me a mug of tap water and plopped some alka tabs in there and told me it was supposed to help
And it sucked
I was miserable and the alka seltzer was supposed to fix it
But it was like trying to drink fizzy lava topped with pop rocks while drowning
Although now that I’m old enough to read medicine labels for myself I’m aware that that was a load of garbage
The Jingle goes like “Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh, what a relief it is!”.
And apparently it’s good for like colds and heartburn.
I’m not sure why your mom would give it to you for slipping and falling, really.
Like…I don’t even know the logic behind that use.
Dedan from OFF has Yaoi hands text it
So I can hear my boyfriend outside choking on his weed basically and i just
i didn’t think i was dating a NOOB